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Witsdom™

• If you're not the lead dog the view is always the same.
• Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to fish and he will sit in a boat all day and drink beer.
• Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers
• "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." Douglas Adams
• "The ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic was built by professionals." anon.
• I'm not allowed to run the train
  The whistle I can't blow
  I'm not the one who designates
  How far the train will go
  I'm not allowed to blow the steam
  Or even ring the bell
  But let the damn thing jump the track
  And see who catches hell.
• Unfortunately, common sense, isn't
• The best things in life ... aren't things
• Tell the truth - there's less to remember
• Goals are deceptive - the unaimed arrow never misses
• He who dies with the most toys ... still dies
• There are two ways to be rich - make more, or desire less
• No rain - no rainbows
• If you're already in the toilet, you might as well take a swim
• Golf is like sex - even if you aren't very good at it, it's still fun
• Don't sweat the petty stuff, don't pet the sweaty stuff
• It is easy to sit up and take notice. What is difficult is to get up and take action
• On change:
  I eat my peas with honey, I've done it all my life; it makes my peas taste funny, but keeps them on my knife
• No good deed goes unpunished - Laura Irvin
• You just can't fix stupid
• Dancing - the vertical expression of horizontal desire
• Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend; inside a dog, it's too dark to read.

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